Okay, so I should be studying or whatnot, but I found this in the midst of my Civil War notes. (I have more pages in that notebook of not!notes than actual notes. D:) This is actually an answer to a question from a meme from ant_power, but obviously I never got around to posting it. I'll probably post the rest when I get my brain back. Maybe.

4. If you were Johnny Kitagawa and were in control of the current pool of talent he has and were made to mix up the order of the current groups, what members would you put together and what would they be called?

I could have gone very serious with this question and built my JE Dream Team, but I went for lulz instead.

SHOCKING!

Sakurai Sho
Hina (Murakami Shingo)
Ohno Satoshi
Chinen Yuri
Ninomiya Kazunari
Ikuta Toma
Nishikido Ryo
Morita Go
Matsumoto Jun!

And in all official photoshoots and performances and appearances and everything they would sit in that exact order. With Chinen in between Ohno and Nino. XD (that's why I went with Nino as K instead of N)

I originally thought of Higashiyama for H, but I don't know him well enough to know how he would react to this random group of kouhai (especially with the Ohno/Chinen/Nino XD). Either he would keep them in line or throw up his hands in frustration. XD

And in explanation for the "!" It's like the DB4(.) in Stand Up. The random extra punctuation isn't neccessary, but it's hilarious. And of course it's Jun because he's fabulous. ♥

And yes, Aiba is the only member of Arashi that is missing. D: Don't worry. He won't let himself be left out of the fun. Aiba quickly set himself up as their official mascot/cheerleader. He already has costumes: the cheerleader costume from DnA (?) or the reindeer costume from AnS. XDDDD